Smitty

Yo Smitty,

Hahaa sound like fun, as exhausted as you are.

Yesterday I felt so cool because I set up my mac to be like a server, and so I set up a username and password for my dad and told him to try it out, and he sent me back an email where the first sentence was, "You are just a little clueless, huh? I'm really going to have to teach you some more comp sci stuff." Total shutdown, ha. Apparently I should know that all ip addresses starting with 10, 172.16-172.31 or 192.168 are part of a private network so there's no way anyone outside of my network can connect to my machine. Sheesh.

I can't believe Jeff's boss told him that.
The startrek one is actually a dumb joke... he found the captain's log.

I do like scary movies sometimes. But I have to wear socks, long pants, long sleeves, and have a hood so that I can  cover like every part of my body but my face, and usually I watch with my hands on my ears, all ready, just in case, and my feet not on the floor. I'm getting a lot better about it, but like after I watched the Ring, I made my cousin sit in the bathroom while I showered cause I didn't want to be alone anywhere.
I also dislike when they're stupid scary movies, or really predictable.

Yea H20 Tour is at SPAC with Brad Paisley, Darius Rucker and Justin Moore. Derek's having all his hometown friends up to party.

For the dog in Garfield, I want to say like Pluto or Snoopy or Goofy, but those are all other dogs. I know it's something silly like that though.

Happy your phone is workin :-)

see you cockatoo,
Rachers

ps. you may have heard this one, but how do you make a hanky dance?

Delilah

hey there delilah

im so tired right now, i just got back from work..

last night at i think 2am i was out on the beach playing dizzy bat with jeff charity and two other girls close to my sisters age that were up there with us kinda and then again tried to get up at 5 but didnt end up getting up untill like 6 because i didnt hear the alarm on my sisters phone... so another night like last weekend with you haha i dont know how many more times i can do that

and if that happens with your cow and my chicken then it means that you have two feet of my cock in your ass haha jeff told me that his boss told him that one time... .and i have no idea about the girl from the ring, was it rachel?

that reminds me though, do you like scary movies, we were talking about them for a while last night and i havent seen a good one in a while and that got me in the mood kind of

i cant really pick a favorite food from the big E there are so many good things but i dont want you to get too excited too early so ill tell you later

and i dont know about the H20 tour, im sure it would be really fun, is it in saratoga? derek told me about it before but i didnt really give it much thought, you could probably convince me

well im gonna go and hopefully get my phone situation solved, if not i might cry

hasta lavista baby

p.s. i dont know what they found in startrek, maybe a baby though

do you know the name of the dog that is in the cartoon garfield?

Bacon

Whats shakin' bacon?

For the donkey joke, I'm going to go with your foot in my ass? ha that makes me think of Red from That 70s Show. The answer to mine is "brown-chicka-brown cow!' Say it out loud, it's the most effective audibly. (like bow chicka wow wow)

hahahah that's great that Jeff knew the Rachael McAdams one and Charity didn't. The name of the girl in War of the Worlds is Rachel, but Gracie is my favorite cousin's name, so I'll give you like five points out of ten for that one. What's the name of the main character from the Ring, the blonde girl?

Yeaa!! I'd love to go to the Big E! Food like fried dough? What's your favorite thing to get there?

Ohmygosh so you've had like a thirty per person, nice.

Yea I think I'll stay till Monday with the fam, since I'm skipping out on them the following weekend. Plus all the crazy cousins will be there. My family goes from like super super hick Slaterville Springs, nowhere NY, to mainline philly.  A bunch of crazies.
I also had no idea that two of my aunts were twins until I was like 12. Their kids would even call the wrong one mom, but it just never registered, until one day I was like, "Mom, when you say "the twins", who are you talking about?" and she just looked at me and was like, "Are you serious?!" This is kind of funny, too: their names are Bonnie and Brenda, and Bonnie is married to Ken, so it almost sounds like Barbie and Ken.
Oh, and all of us cousins have been talking for the past few years about how our Aunt Sharon doesn't look like she's got any of our grandpa in her, and we're like 95% sure that she's not his kid (ha, makes me think of dane cook---"Grandma's a cheating whore, Grandpa!"). My brother finally got the guts up to ask my mom, and she just paused for a while and finally said, "I'm not sure myself, but yea, she most likely isn't, because she doesn't look like the rest of us, but I hope this isn't a huge rumor that's going around the cousins!" He lied and told her it wasn't, but yea, my Grandma was a cheatin' ho. But I guess my Grandpa favored her over the other kids, so apparently he didn't hold it against his wife.

Ok now that I've bored you with my family gossip, are you going to the H2O tour july 24th? I think I'm going to get a ticket for that.

Safe traveling back,
gotta go buffalo,
rach

p.s.  What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

Buttercup

whats up buttercup

yeah the special was all about the simpsons, and i was right jeff knew that it was rachael mcadams but my sister didnt which is kinda funny, i think the name of the girl in the movie was gracey? something like that i thought

the only idea i had that i can remember right at the moment was that we should definitely go down to mass for the BIG E this fall if youre still wanting to hang out with me come fall time haha, we were talking about the food there the other day on the beach and it got me really excited about it

thats really exciting that you do have monday off, so you think you'll stay at cayuga untill monday night or something?

and thats good you got an appointment ive been putting off getting new tires for my car for so long, maybe after i get paid ill go ahead and do it

we've spent so much money on beer and other drinks while weve been up here, me jeff and my sister have been drinking a pretty good amount and have gone through 3 30's and some other stuff already and we have a bunch more for tonight but i need to try to stay under control since im gonna get up at 5

well ill talk to ya later alligator

hopefully tomorrow after work ill have my phone figured out

hasta luego-

chris

p.s. i told jeff and charity the joke you told me about barbie and ken and they really liked it... oh and i have a new one for you its about babies too remind me and ill tell you... .also.... if you had a donkey and i had a chicken, and your donkey bit the feet off my chicken and ate them, what would you call it?

oh and im stumped about the brown cow and chicken

miss ya babe xoxo

Calabaza

Que pasa calabaza?

You're up pretty early.

Oo I haven't ever been to Springfield, Vermont. Was the special all about the Simpsons?

The actress is Rachael McAdams. I wouldn't have gotten it either, if I hadn't made up the trivia, even though she does have my name (but she uses the extra 'a', which is just stupid; it's not like people pronounce it Rach-ay-el). Here's another one: what's the name of the little girl played by Dakota Fanning in War of the Worlds?
New rule, you can use shout outs, but you have to say who gave you the answer that you're going with.

hahah so I forgot that your sister's name is Charity for some reason, and I just thought you were texting me from the phone of some friend of yours named Charity. But she's the first Charity in my phone. And I have Jeff saved as Jeff(Chris). I'm looking forward to your many stories. And I really want to know your ideas! I won't get freaked out, I really want to hear these.

I had a nightmare that my transmission fell through, but it like actually fell through, like fell out of my car as I was driving, and I was in the middle of an old creepy road at night by a cornfield, and I called my dad for help and he was just like "I told you to get it to a mechanic!" so immediately when I woke up I called the mechanic to schedule an appointment.

That's so funny about the girls. Sounds like a reality TV show or something.

haha and you're all about waking up early to drive back to work.
and I don't get it off, but I can easily take next Monday off!

Have a great day at the beach,
toodles poodle,
rach

p.s. What did the brown chick say to the brown cow?

Little Freaker

Hey ya little freaker

good im happy i was right about the uncle sam thing, im not completely sure about the simpsons question only because if you go online it never says an answer for real, but i saw a special on tv one time and they said that they did the research or whatever and the springfield they found that was most similar to the one in the show is springfield, vermont

im not really sure about the name of that actress, i should know and i feel like jeff or my sister would but i dont wanna cheat

the girls were only fighting verbally but it was still pretty entertaining, i think it was one girl who had a house up here and who had two friends visiting but they were disagreeing about what to do and one girl was like ''we always do what you want to do'' and even at one point was like ''you act like youre better than everyone else'' and then the girl who owned the house was like ''well you two can just leave'' and stuff like that it was pretty funny but i think they made up eventually

oh and the ideas i mentioned when i texted you with my sisters phone was something we were all talking about up here and i was thinking it would be really fun to do but i dont wanna freak you out haha its not untilll the fall anyways but ill telll you later... we actually talked about it one time too

its kinda funny now you have my sisters number and jeffs number, maybe next time ill use my moms phone

aalright well have fun at work today everyones just kinda waking up here now, todays gonna be nice in the morning and then probably thunderstorm so were gonna try to go out to the beach early and then i dont know what afterwards but it'll be nice and then tomorrow im getting up so early and going back to work :(

oh and do you have monday off next week (july 5th)? just curious

peace out girl scout

chris

p.s. remind me next time i go home to bring the movie 'the edge' with me because i want to watch that with you and... do you know what animal is responsible for the most human deaths worldwide? also the tongue of a blue whale weighs more than most elephants

Coca Cola

hola hola coca cola,

haha yea you're right, Troy is the first place that comes up in google when you type in 'home of uncle sam'.

Susan and Valerie are not particularly attractive, no. They are both greying and have short hair. They're fit, but that's about all they have going for them on the attractive level. Both very nice, though.
Three girls fighting verbally or physically? The latter would probably be the most entertaining; what were they fighting about??

I feel like someone's told me about the Simpson thing before... and my first reaction was to say Mass, but that was wrong, and it was actually some other random state, maybe more southern?

I'm off to water some plants and do some research, hope ya have a good one.

Cheers,
Rach

p.s. my parents had me make up movie trivia for a jeopardy game at my brothers graduation thing or what not this year, they weren't very hard, but here's one I made up for that: In 2004, this successful actress played two very different roles; first as the lead female role in the Notebook, and second as a “plastic” in Mean Girls .

pss. apparently we do get monday off! woooo!

psss. ohman Up is on TV!! and the little boy's name is Russell.