Partner

howdy partner

that sounds like you had a fun night, me and jeff were so tired last night... i slept so well it was great, oh and im pretty sure its Troy, NY... on the sign in troy it says "THE HOME OF UNCLE SAM" and has a picture so that was what i was talking about

todays been nice, unfortunately the phone is still not working but thanks for your wishes anyhow

ummm... all i really know is peter north is a pretty famous porn star i hear hes a big deal, im sure you could learn more if you type his name into google, check it out if you want

pete sampras was a really famous tennis player from the 90's and early 2000's... i dont really think any of those descriptions would help much but at least you know youre not the only one

and thats really funny about your advisor, pretty cool though are her and susan a pretty good looking couple? you should have seen today on the beach there were these 3 girls fighting right infront of all of us and it was pretty entertaining/embarassing for them

anyways im gonna go, i think me and jeff are gonna go buy more beverages and supplies the weathers kinda bad right now but its gonna be better soon i think

hope youre having a good day, im thinkin about ya ;)

onwards,

Chris

p.s. the town that the simpsons live in from the show is called springfield, do you know what state that specific springfield is supposed to be in? also ive been practicing the state capitals a little bit, i did a quiz online today and got 29 out of 50 so im getting better

Shexy

herro shexy,

hahah ladies love country boys, jus' like youuu. We just played sherrades, and the girls made up the boys things to act out adn the boys made up the girls. One that the guys made up for us to act out was "death by a horse dick" and WE GOT IT. yes yes. Another one was "Asian foot binding". We go that one too. Nina acted that one out...kind of works out because she actually IS asian. Brittany and Evan are here.

Dearon says heyyy. Oh man they just put "Country Girl" on. we are listening to country music in the dark except for two candles stuck in beer bottles. Derek just acted out "ovary". He got "tampon", too, but the guys couldn't get that one. They also failed on Hannah Montana...Colin even held up an American flag, but they just don't have what it takes. They also barely got "Tomas Sevilla", and Derek acted that one out

quote of the day yesterday: "one day I watched like three chick flicks in a row" -colin gleason

I'm gonna be so pale in comparison to you, hehe. I'll work on it this week, eat lunch outside or something. Nins started work today, and so Derek, Colin, and Dearon came in to eat, and then Derek and Colin applied, too! haha

Oh man when I drove Derek to buy more beer tonight, Colin was waiting in my car and set off the alarm. We were in Union Convenience and wound up making friends with so many doids. Good thing my car is a shit car or they would have thought we were rich Union students or something. pffft.

I wish your phone worked! I would send you some great texts right now. I really want to hear your story from last night. I hope that Jeffrey woke up and that you got some derricious aaasss creeeammm.

Okie I miss you. Alot alot. I hope your phone starts working. Next time I find a heads up penny or see the clock at 11:11 I'll mosdef wish for that.

hugs and kisses-- and much more if only you were here,
Rach

ps. she is a muff driver. Her partner's name is susan. Awful way to end a message, so I'm going to add, that state capitals is not loserish en mi opinion. AndddI think that maybe Uncle Sam would be from like a southern state....maybe Maryland or Virginia or Alabama, but I really don't know, and I'm not going to look it up and cheat. But I will ask the room right now, like a call out on cash cab.  Oh baby colin says maryland and that's the first one I guessed! I really hope that's right! Ok once more you know this but I miss youu. Sweet dreams tonight good lookin, I wish you were in my bed.

pss. Oh and here's my trivia: tell me everything you know about peter north and peter sampras because those are two peters the girls couldn't get for charades. None of us had a clue who the hell these peters are. We also had to act out ass to mouth and meatspin.com and shart and other great ones.

Girly Girl

hey girly girl

haha yeah the farmers tan is getting better but im trying to combat it these few days at the beach, and yes its a very large lawn, it takes me like 3 hours to mow and then another hour or two to weed wack

thats very exciting about the hat, i cant wait to see you in it, but im happy to hear everything is going well and im excited for you to find out whether your advisor is a muff diver

im so mad about my phone right now though, i think theres something wrong with the battery because i cant get it to charge at all :( im really frusterated because i miss you but me and jeff have been having fun, the four of us were drinking for most of the day today and right now jeff is sleeping in the chair next to me but ill wake him up when im done with this and we'll do something, maybe get ice cream because theres a little place a minute down the road from here... and yes i have a story for you from last night i think you will enjoy it, its pretty funny

always,

Chris

p.s. im happy to hear you know about ms lippy and my question of the day is what city has the nickname "the home of uncle sam?" also, im getting better at state capitals, i was quizzing everyone today but they just thought i was a loser

xoxo

Muffin

hey hey muffin,

oo more farmer tan from this great mowing you've been doing? hehe is it a really big lawn?
The hats are disposable so I get a new one every day! I'll definitely have one to model for ya. Ohh and now Nina is working there too! we're definitely the most employed house in schenectady. I get so many different names at work. One guy calls me "happy girl", another one throws a different name at me every time, like "sport", "dude", "rach", and after every one he asks, "Is it ok if I call you [insert name]?" but he never uses the same name twice hah. Then the owner always calls me Rebecca. Her excuse was "well, Rachel and Rebecca are both very wholesome names, and you just look like such a wholesome girl!" I was just like, "Thanks I think?"

While my advisor is gone, I'm taking care of her plants. There are a bunch of rumors that maybe she's a lesbian, and I'm going to her house tomorrow, and she keeps saying like "we" live, and "we" will be leaving, and such, so I wonder if maybe she's referring to her partner and maybski I'll find out whether or not the rumors are true. Or maybe she's just talking about her daughter. Anyhow, though, I get more moolah in mah pocket.

I'm glad you told me about the phone, I would definitely have felt sad and rejected haha. I hope you have lots of great fun with Jeff, and that he actually got there.

also, during outdoor orientation freshman year, we had to act out a movie with our group for people to guess, and I was ms. lippy! I pretended to read the puppy who lost its way, and brendan moran, who I think transferred, played billy. And everyone else just sat there and pretended to be the rest of the class and fall asleep. hehe I think I made a pretty good ms. lippy.

hahaha I really like the prickle trivia.

till then penguin, I hope you have some fun weekend stories,
Rachers

Pancake

hey pancake-

very good call on the song, watch the wind blow by, by the way... today i mowed the lawn again at work, its getting to be my friday thing which is kinda nice, its been pretty hot both days ive done it so far but better today than last week, oh and i hope you get to keep the hat from work because i really want to see you in it :) but anyways i hope you had a good day and are going to have a good weekend... unfortunately my phone is messed up right now and im not able to make or take calls/texts :( but hopefully it'll be good to go by tomorrow, i just wanted to make sure you know so that if i dont return a text from you or you dont hear from me you dont get sad.. haha

right now im waiting for jeff to get up here but i dont have any way of knowing when he has left which is kind of annoying

hopefully talk to ya soon

chris

p.s. ms. lippy's car is green (i dont think youre gonna get that one but if you do ill be impressed) and also a group of porcupines is called a prickle... i think thats really funny

Montgomery

montgomery-

reaaally cool email address! And you're the first, not the fifth, that's exciting!
haha yea I was thinking about those songs for so long, then the rain one was on the radio on the way back from bumpys monday night, so I remembered to download it.

ha I like the giraffe group trivia. When I was a little kid, I wrote this lil poem that was something like:
When I grow up,
I want a pet giraffe.
They always make me laugh.
I'll make him a big pool,
And a really tall stool,
Why, we'll even share giraffe food....
and it went on like that for a while about all the fun we'd have, but the conclusion was:
But, if you really want to know,
The real reason I want a giraffe,
Is because I am so low.

Another nerdy aspect of my childhood; poetry. Sheesh.

Everyone's really nice at Perrecas, but the other girl handed me my half of the tips, and the manager goes, "uhhh, no tips on a first day, sorry." That was a bummer, haha, but next time. We wear these paper hats, too, which are pretty silly.

How was work and such for you today?
peace out trout
Rachel

Cricket

cricket-

thats really funny that you sent me those because as soon as I got home from work I went to my computer and was about to listen to them on youtube but checked my email first and you read my mind haha

oh and i responded to your email from here just because I thought that it was cool that they gave me an email address and thought maybe you would too

hope you had a really good day

talk to ya later

Chris

p.s. a group of alligators is called a congregation and a group of giraffes is called a tower... ironic