Chicken Butt

whats up chicken butt

yeah youre right, he wears the pilots hat with the goggles and right again, he is a flying squirrel. im happy you got that and thats a cute story haha i need to remember to call you bullwinkle sometimes then. but yes of course i remember yogi bear, that was either easy or im just really good, him and boo boo always stole the campers picnic baskets

i had forgotten what wishbone was but im pretty sure i saw that a couple times and it made me want a little jack russel so badly, and yeah i watched bill nye a bunch of times, i think my brothers liked watching it

and yeah i bought a hammer, i had been borrowing someones tools the first week and then i had my mom bring up my tool belt so i could give him his back but the hammer in my tool belt was not a good one so i got a new one and its soooo cool haha maybe ill show you sometime

and the story about davis is really funny, i know him pretty well. we talked a lot freshman year because his room was next to mine and max's on third floor west but not very much since then but i say hi, hes a nice guy... thats totally your call though i would try to be nice but its kinda hard if you want him to stop doing that

yeah i like my stocking, its kinda lame compared to everyone else in my familys' bc i think my mom was tired of making them by the time i came around so just bought one of the red furry ones and then sewed stuff on it but i still like it

oh and today i went and got a new chain for my bike and was talking to a guy there who was really cool about other stuff i need to get for it and he helped me out and told me what i need to know before i buy new parts for it and then i was telling him that its an old bike and i want to fix it so that i have it but id really like to get a new bike with certain things on it and showed him one in the store that i really liked and he was like oh... i actually have a bike a little better than that, pretty much like another one in the store that he bought i think he said last year and barely rode but now is kinda tight on money and his wife wants him to get rid of it so he said he'd offer it to me for only $800 which is a lot cheaper than the one that was there and i really want to do it... i got his number but i wanna think about it a little bit at least before i make any moves

haha i think ive heard that joke before, probably on a laffy taffy or one of those popsicle sticks one time

i really like your little poem for the end of your email...makes me wish i could see you sooner than were planning on really badly :(

anyways, sorry for making the email so long

untill we meet again,

chris

p.s. a group of woodpeckers is called a descent, and a group of wombats is called a wisdom... i would have made those questions but no offense i didnt expect you to get them

xo

Goob

heya goob,

cameltoes? haha that is so weird.

Rocky is a lil squirrel thing!! and doesn't he wear like a flying hat? Maybe he's a flying squirrel. For hockey in high school, my freshman year, my friend Katie and I were both defense. My D partner was a junior named Rachel, and hers was a senior named Katie. So we were Rachel squared and Katie squared. But besides that, it was hard having two Rachels on the team, so they started calling the other Rachel Rocky. So then they started calling me Bullwinkle. hehe. Do you remember the bear from another cartoon, who would always go, "Heyyyy boo boo! What do you think is in that pic-a-nic Basket?" Ten points if you get his name.
Did you ever watch like Wishbone, or Bill Nye the Science Guy?

You bought a hammer? haha cool how come you got your own? Is it special somehow?

hehe okie we'll have to pick out a scary movie for next time we hang out :-)

Man sometimes I'm so stupid. The other day Robin was telling a story about how Elias asked her on a date, but basically all he said was "Want to go hiking with me this weekend?" and so I looked at her, and was like, "Wait, that's a date? That's not just like hanging out?" Apparently it is and I'm just so clueless.... I don't know if you know Davis Knox, but he asked me last week, "Maybe want to make dinner some night this week?" So I said sure, cause I figured he didn't have too many friends around this summer, so I said he could come over and we made food for us and Robin and stuff. Then this week, he was like, "Want to get some Mr. Wasab?" and I freakin love Mr. Wasab, so I was like, "hells yes!" But he definitely thought it was a date. He was even dressed in khakis and a button down. Jeeez, I've never tried so hard to pay for a check, or gotten out of a car faster. I came home and was like, "shit I'm going to have to avoid him for the rest of my life." Derk and Robin and all them think it's hilarious, esp cause Robin heard someone in her lab talking about "Davis' date", but I feel like such a bitch, cause he's a genuinely nice guy, but holymoly I don't know if I should talk to him or just avoid him.

To make a hanky dance you put a little boogie in it!!

Aw that's so cute that snoopy is on your stocking. I've got a cat, my mom knitted all ours when she used to knit...I used to wear some ugly sweaters and stuff that she would make. yechhh, brandon and I would always have matching ones on our christmas cards and stuff.

I very much miss you,
I wish I could kiss you,
And cuddle and hug you,
and just snuggle bug you,
rach

Kiddo

Hey Kiddo

Ah I'm sorry about the computer network thats a bummer haha, and you say you used to be such a geek... I'm kidding, I bought a hammer today and am really excited to use it tomorrow at work which is kinda bad too... but anyways, yeah jeffs boss is a dirty old dude, hes funny though he has a thing for cameltoes also and he loves to point them out and talk about them

I think ive heard the startrek joke now that you tell me it but i didnt realize it was a joke at first haha i just thought it was trivia

Well that makes me really excited to watch scary movies with you then because I think thats so cute/really funny so we should definitely do that

that concert sounds awesome ill think about it, youre definitely gonna go?

and no haha i think pluto is goofy's dog, snoopy is charlie browns dog and is on my christmas stocking which is cool, garfields dog friend is named odie... my family used to have a dalmation brittany spaniel mix named otis and we called him odie

and i feel like i should definitely know the hanky dance one but i cant think of it now :(

well im gonna go ill call you in a bit to fill you in on a few things unless i fall asleep

go fuck yourself san diego,

xx

chris

p.s. do you know the cartoon rocky and bullwinkle? if you do, do you remember what rocky wears on his head all the time or even what rocky is... its easy if you ever saw it but im just curious

Smitty

Yo Smitty,

Hahaa sound like fun, as exhausted as you are.

Yesterday I felt so cool because I set up my mac to be like a server, and so I set up a username and password for my dad and told him to try it out, and he sent me back an email where the first sentence was, "You are just a little clueless, huh? I'm really going to have to teach you some more comp sci stuff." Total shutdown, ha. Apparently I should know that all ip addresses starting with 10, 172.16-172.31 or 192.168 are part of a private network so there's no way anyone outside of my network can connect to my machine. Sheesh.

I can't believe Jeff's boss told him that.
The startrek one is actually a dumb joke... he found the captain's log.

I do like scary movies sometimes. But I have to wear socks, long pants, long sleeves, and have a hood so that I can  cover like every part of my body but my face, and usually I watch with my hands on my ears, all ready, just in case, and my feet not on the floor. I'm getting a lot better about it, but like after I watched the Ring, I made my cousin sit in the bathroom while I showered cause I didn't want to be alone anywhere.
I also dislike when they're stupid scary movies, or really predictable.

Yea H20 Tour is at SPAC with Brad Paisley, Darius Rucker and Justin Moore. Derek's having all his hometown friends up to party.

For the dog in Garfield, I want to say like Pluto or Snoopy or Goofy, but those are all other dogs. I know it's something silly like that though.

Happy your phone is workin :-)

see you cockatoo,
Rachers

ps. you may have heard this one, but how do you make a hanky dance?

Delilah

hey there delilah

im so tired right now, i just got back from work..

last night at i think 2am i was out on the beach playing dizzy bat with jeff charity and two other girls close to my sisters age that were up there with us kinda and then again tried to get up at 5 but didnt end up getting up untill like 6 because i didnt hear the alarm on my sisters phone... so another night like last weekend with you haha i dont know how many more times i can do that

and if that happens with your cow and my chicken then it means that you have two feet of my cock in your ass haha jeff told me that his boss told him that one time... .and i have no idea about the girl from the ring, was it rachel?

that reminds me though, do you like scary movies, we were talking about them for a while last night and i havent seen a good one in a while and that got me in the mood kind of

i cant really pick a favorite food from the big E there are so many good things but i dont want you to get too excited too early so ill tell you later

and i dont know about the H20 tour, im sure it would be really fun, is it in saratoga? derek told me about it before but i didnt really give it much thought, you could probably convince me

well im gonna go and hopefully get my phone situation solved, if not i might cry

hasta lavista baby

p.s. i dont know what they found in startrek, maybe a baby though

do you know the name of the dog that is in the cartoon garfield?

Bacon

Whats shakin' bacon?

For the donkey joke, I'm going to go with your foot in my ass? ha that makes me think of Red from That 70s Show. The answer to mine is "brown-chicka-brown cow!' Say it out loud, it's the most effective audibly. (like bow chicka wow wow)

hahahah that's great that Jeff knew the Rachael McAdams one and Charity didn't. The name of the girl in War of the Worlds is Rachel, but Gracie is my favorite cousin's name, so I'll give you like five points out of ten for that one. What's the name of the main character from the Ring, the blonde girl?

Yeaa!! I'd love to go to the Big E! Food like fried dough? What's your favorite thing to get there?

Ohmygosh so you've had like a thirty per person, nice.

Yea I think I'll stay till Monday with the fam, since I'm skipping out on them the following weekend. Plus all the crazy cousins will be there. My family goes from like super super hick Slaterville Springs, nowhere NY, to mainline philly.  A bunch of crazies.
I also had no idea that two of my aunts were twins until I was like 12. Their kids would even call the wrong one mom, but it just never registered, until one day I was like, "Mom, when you say "the twins", who are you talking about?" and she just looked at me and was like, "Are you serious?!" This is kind of funny, too: their names are Bonnie and Brenda, and Bonnie is married to Ken, so it almost sounds like Barbie and Ken.
Oh, and all of us cousins have been talking for the past few years about how our Aunt Sharon doesn't look like she's got any of our grandpa in her, and we're like 95% sure that she's not his kid (ha, makes me think of dane cook---"Grandma's a cheating whore, Grandpa!"). My brother finally got the guts up to ask my mom, and she just paused for a while and finally said, "I'm not sure myself, but yea, she most likely isn't, because she doesn't look like the rest of us, but I hope this isn't a huge rumor that's going around the cousins!" He lied and told her it wasn't, but yea, my Grandma was a cheatin' ho. But I guess my Grandpa favored her over the other kids, so apparently he didn't hold it against his wife.

Ok now that I've bored you with my family gossip, are you going to the H2O tour july 24th? I think I'm going to get a ticket for that.

Safe traveling back,
gotta go buffalo,
rach

p.s.  What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

Buttercup

whats up buttercup

yeah the special was all about the simpsons, and i was right jeff knew that it was rachael mcadams but my sister didnt which is kinda funny, i think the name of the girl in the movie was gracey? something like that i thought

the only idea i had that i can remember right at the moment was that we should definitely go down to mass for the BIG E this fall if youre still wanting to hang out with me come fall time haha, we were talking about the food there the other day on the beach and it got me really excited about it

thats really exciting that you do have monday off, so you think you'll stay at cayuga untill monday night or something?

and thats good you got an appointment ive been putting off getting new tires for my car for so long, maybe after i get paid ill go ahead and do it

we've spent so much money on beer and other drinks while weve been up here, me jeff and my sister have been drinking a pretty good amount and have gone through 3 30's and some other stuff already and we have a bunch more for tonight but i need to try to stay under control since im gonna get up at 5

well ill talk to ya later alligator

hopefully tomorrow after work ill have my phone figured out

hasta luego-

chris

p.s. i told jeff and charity the joke you told me about barbie and ken and they really liked it... oh and i have a new one for you its about babies too remind me and ill tell you... .also.... if you had a donkey and i had a chicken, and your donkey bit the feet off my chicken and ate them, what would you call it?

oh and im stumped about the brown cow and chicken

miss ya babe xoxo